One-liners

Hello girls! Let’s learn how to draw a line, and where.

  • Dog

Scratch a dog’s back once and it scratches yours all life when you need it and when you don’t fucking need it.

dog

  • Pony

A pony is a showoff and friendship is no magic!

pony

  • Leopard

A leopard is fast and well but you try to be fast and see how well it goes for yourself.

leopard

  • Rhino

Beware of a rhino for the only obvious reason that it is horny.

rhino

  • Elephant

An elephant is tough, strong but takes bath.

elephant

  • Crocodile

A crocodile sheds skins in spring to welcome a new year, sheds tears in gratitude to welcome dinner and sheds involuntary giggles looking at the yellow afternoon sky welcoming impure thoughts when no one else is watching.

crocodile

  • She-frog

A she-frog tells you all that is there to know about motherhood.

frog

  • Munia

You can love a lone munia in more ways than a lone munia knows!

bird

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